stephencomics:

Things don’t look good for our girl in this preview from Neverending #2, coming this November.
I actually can’t say enough about this art by garykelly84 and the gorgeous colouring by feelsterrorist. 

Big things afoot in this issue, you won’t want to miss it!

stephencomics:

Things don’t look good for our girl in this preview from Neverending #2, coming this November.

I actually can’t say enough about this art by garykelly84 and the gorgeous colouring by feelsterrorist

Big things afoot in this issue, you won’t want to miss it!

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

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Gonzo Cosmic 2 - Cover Preview!

I’m not even kidding, this book is an assault on the senses. Keep the migraine pills handy!

Gonzo Cosmic 2 - Cover Preview!

I’m not even kidding, this book is an assault on the senses. Keep the migraine pills handy!

Gonzo Cosmic 2 - Cover Preview!

I’m not even kidding, this book is an assault on the sense. Keep the migraine pills handy!

Gonzo Cosmic 2 - Cover Preview!

I’m not even kidding, this book is an assault on the sense. Keep the migraine pills handy!

sciencefictiongallery:

Mike Hinge - Mission to the stars, 1971.

sciencefictiongallery:

Mike Hinge - Mission to the stars, 1971.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

I reblogged strictly for the very last one

(via theporcelainmermaid)

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urulokid:

urulokid:

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xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

This is the best post I’ve ever seen.

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"Nine is the most underrated and underappreciated Doctor."

iandsharman:

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mcgannic:

phillygirl64:

sherlockedgallifreyanofasgard:

*roar of laughter from Paul McGann*

*Colin Baker heartily joins in*

*mingled with cackles from Patrick Troughton*

*distant chuckling from peter cushing*

*muffled giggling from Richard E Grant*

this week in DC Comics:

Doom Patrol #1!: Just kidding, have an animated short that pretends the first two generations of doom patrol were somehow any different from the justice league
Batman -The Battening: Batman like you've probably seen him before!
Batman - Batmitosis: New ongoing series! What happens when a germ's parent cells diminish?! How can the sociocultural mores that inform the writing of the regular Batman series be warped and twisted to be made vaguely analogous to germs? Follow the rise of the BAT-TERIUM!
Batman, with Wonder Woman in A Panel: The Dark Knight's life is forever changed when Wonder Woman appears in his life for five seconds; for the first time, Bruce Wayne must consider that women probably aren't supposed to die to provide him with pain...
Batman - Bats: Bruce Wayne sees bats one time - but what happens to those bats after their fateful encounter with a man who becomes a superhero, an idea largely meaningless to bats due to their incompatible mental schemata making most of human behaviour nonsensical to them?! Find out in BATS!!
Batman - Zero Month: What happens during the month of Bruce Wayne's conception?! How will a fertilised ovum fight crime?! Find out in this meaningful new series from the legendary creator of Superman-Prime-Numbers (who knew numbers could have space civilisations?!)
Some Kind of Old Superhero With A Glossy Makeover: Join Flare-man, and his interesting flare-related nemeses!
Batsman: What if Batman was inspired to become Batman not because he saw a Bat, but because he saw TWO bats?! Batsman: the man who is two bats!!!
Batman 2015: A young boy becomes Batman, kind of! How will his origin story differ from every previous iteration of this character? Find out! (or don't!)
Batman - Wuce Brayne: Wuce Brayne is a plucky rich man whose parents have never been killed, never leaving him an orphan! What could possibly happen in a world where the sole reason he became mildly interesting never existed?!
Batchick: A plucky young heroine appears on the scene, eager to correct the gender disparity between all the Batman titles! GAZE as she takes frequent showers! PONTIFICATE as she is written to misconstrue feminism so as not to turn off neckbeards!
Batman NOW!!! 52: A gritty retelling of the Batman legend, for those audiences we're trying to get to jump on after watching the movie even though the ways we restructure and reboot the comics universe is largely invisible and unintelligible to anyone who isn't already a regular comic reader. WHO IS BRUCE WAYNE? And what is his mysterious, unknown connection to THE BAT-MAN?
Superman 1930: A past-day reboot that imagines what would happen if Superman had been created in the 30s! (Bundled with a shitty reprint of ACTION COMICS #1, possibly, unless that's actually the comic we're putting out? Maybe we're literally just reprinting old issues to cash in a bit? I'm not sure.)
Superman's Vague Acquaintance, Simon Smith: Join SIMON SMITH, a bystander who Superman talked to in a panel in 1977, and his ongoing adventures! Where did his youth go? Should he get a dog, or will he stick with just growing some dill? Will his kids start talking to him again? Who cares!
ACTION COMICS #1: No, not THAT one! And not THAT one either! This is a new ongoing series that has been renumbered for some reason to get new comics readers on board -- but will they be able to decipher which comic is the one they need to buy to understand this week's EVENT? Tune in!
SUPERMAN IS AMBIVALENT TOWARDS BATMAN: The new event that will ROCK the recently-recreated DC Universe! Superman and Batman talk about how they are thematically different in some ways... but will they be able to realise they are thematically SIMILAR in other ways, in time to prevent the universe from being destroyed by a SAMEY VILLAIN? Yes! Because we've accidentally leaked our next event, SUPERMAN AND BATMAN SURVIVE BUT HERE IS ANOTHER GUY OH NO, but tune in anyway!
Doom Patrol #1!: just kidding lmao
Wonder Woman: Wonder Woman is a man now! isnt that thought provoking. written and obnoxiously defended by someone who really doesnt get anything and will soon be removed from the title, making way for:
Wonder Human: Wonder Woman casts off the shackles of oppression by denouncing feminism and renaming it genderism! Written by joss whedon, probably? who's even keeping track anymore
the watch men: men watch evil and then talk about how hard it is to fight evil, nietzche is probably invoked at some point, heres a picture of mao
wild! storm?: a universe that previously was very tenuously associated with wider dc canon has all of its interesting edges shorn off and mashed to fit into mainstream dc continuinty. everyone grimaces on every cover. some guy got a paycheck for writing it
orphans: some kids get superpowers, batman makes a cameo, nobody is trying, every reader weeps
the flash: a man moves fast, but what if he is made important bby changing the unviers?e he will move time to get his wfe back from the nastly claws of....................th ASSAILANT
constanteen: demons! but christy ones.vague mention of liverpool and some old-hat mentions of thatcher but with strangely pro-america musing throughtout??? also no men kissing men, we are not in the business of promoting male things. john gets a haircut
manman: exploring mens inssues in comsi, thisw onder oman anglaoue decides to fihgt man related crime, such as the misandrist, the man with the golden gun, doctor man and also boyz II men
blu bettle: hes sooo blue! how does he do it! we will get to th bottom of the mistery..............in the blue bettle
still no doom patrol:
batman - the comic tthat time forgot: batman goes in time again, but also in SPACE, because hes been shot in a rocket to the rings of mvenus
chitin sunflowers: interesting new title to be written off in the next few months because slower comics dont deserve to live
meanwhile, batman: what happens whrnd batman doesnt wear any SHOES? and the killer is has a fetish or SHOES?? a committment.... to crime!! batman is bruce wayne
batman, batman: batman has a secreter identity! batman! he is batman when batman decides to dress up like batman! watch batman walk around in two rubber batman suits, apply talcum poweder to his chafing loins
green latner: he goes to space! aliens are at war. who ya gonna call? COLONIALISM